Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

Plastic surgery is so mainstream nowadays. New boobs, botox and lip injections are no longer for the bored, rich house wife or movie stars. You too can have brand new boobs, for a low monthly payment of $45!

Any how, I guess that the novelty of being a horny midget wore off and midget porn star, Bridget “The Midget” Powers, decided to get fake tits too.

I wonder how many little people get boob jobs nowadays? Because, everyone knows, people like girls with big plastic boobs, no. matter. what. Boobs = good. boooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbs. HUh? Where am I. Fucking circus peanuts. Get me every time…

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Madonna is well know for reinventing herself and it appears that she is desperately trying to restore the youth to her face. Unfortunately, even living an extremely healthy lifestyle can only turn back time so much. The rest of the fine tuning is then left to a plastic surgeon…

It appears that Madonna has some work done of her face, right before her Reinvention Tour in 2004. She has certainly had a blepharoplasty (upper and lower eyelid surgery) as well as some botox and possibly some facial fillers to smooth out the lines. All in all, I think Madonna looks great. She will be 50 years old this year.

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It’s hard to pinpoint, but lately there is just something about Fergie’s face that is a bit off. Her face looks very wax-like nowadays:

There is definately a subtle, but odd, change in Fergie’s face from 2004 to now and I suspect botox and possibly facial fillers to plump and soften wrinkles.

When Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson was with the Black Eyed Peas, I thought she was the hottest women on the planet, but now, it looks like she is peering out of a wax mask that used to be a very beautiful face. Understandably, at 33 years old Fergie is way over the hill in terms of pop-stardom and she probably feels the pressure to look as young as possible in order to keep her fans.

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Owen Wilson definately has one of the most misshapen noses that I have seen. Owen always declines to discuss his nose, but apparently his nose was badly broken while playing high school football.

Luckly for Owen, his misshapen nose has not stunted his success as an actor and has become known as one of his most identifying features. Good thing he didn’t undergo corrective surgery to fix it! Perhaps he would have ended up like Jennifer Grey? After starring in “Dirty Dancing”, Jennifer Grey decided that she did not like her larger then average nose and underwent rhinoplasty to “fix” it. After the surgery, her unique look was gone and her acting career came to s screeching halt.

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Kelly Rowland, who formerly was part of Destiny’s Child, has herself a new pair of boobs.

Kelly admitted to getting breast implants in the March issue of People Magazine, which sounds like a cry for attention, since her solo album is about to be released.

Personally, I think Kelly looked 1000 times better before getting breast implants. She has a nice, small, athletic body that certainly doesn’t need plastic boobs to attract attention. But, at least she didn’t go too big when she chose the size of her implants.

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Hillary Rodham Clinton sure does look “refreshed” for a women of 60, don’t you think? I couldn’t help but notice how different she looked while campaigning for the Democratic presidential nomination. She didn’t used to be so fresh-faced and bright-eyed. Has she been getting lots of rest? Vacationing? Having good sex? OR, has she developed a relationship with a new man (a plastic surgeon to be exact…)?

It certainly looks like she has had quite a bit of plastic surgery on her face, since she started running for political office. Don’t get me wrong, I think she looks great! She has been very lucky to have been worked on by a very talented plastic surgeon.

It appears that Hillary has had a mini face lift, neck lift and blepharoplasty (upper and lower eye work), and she has been keeping up her new look with botox injections. She also has a full set of upper veneers on her teeth.

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Kim Kardashian has such a large butt, in relation to her frame, that many people think that she has had plastic surgery to increase the size of her booty. Kim doesn’t have butt implants. She’s using the oldest trick in the book: Body shapers and padding!

Since butt implants don’t fluctuate in size from day to day, it’s glaringly obvious that Kim Kardashian uses butt pads and shapers when she is walking the red carpet (or out posing for the papparazzi, I mean, “shopping”).

While I don’t think Kim’s butt is the doing of a plastic surgeon, Kim’s nose certainly is!

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Tyra Banks has been adamant about defending herself against rumors that she has breast implants. She went so far as to have a plastic surgeon inspect her breasts in front of a live audience on her talk show.

While Tyra might not have had plastic surgery on her breasts, she certainly has had work done on her face. More specifically, Tyra Banks has had a nose job:

It also appears that she may have had her hairline lowered. Although, she wears so much fake hair, that it may just be a beauty trick accomplished with her weave, rather then actual surgery.

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Here are the before and after pictures of Jenny Lee, a plastic surgery addict, who has spent over $80,000 on plastic surgery.

Jenny is so obsessed with her appearance that she had a brow lift at age 25, along with a laundry list of other procedures, including a nose job to make her nose look like Michael Jacksons. She even recently underwent a full body lift, which is a major surgery normally reserved for obese people that have lost over 100lbs and have excess skin that needs to be removed.

More on Jenny Lee.

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Courtney Love had her breast implants removed in 2002 and decided to take them home as a souvenir. Shortly thereafter, her beloved Pomeranian ate one of the breast implants and died.

Courtney was unsure if the dog choked on the breast implant, or if it died from ingesting the contents of the implant. Courtney had no idea what the implants where made of because, as she put it, “they were bootleg implants from Mexico.”

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